Well, I'm very good at crime. I might not be able to steal 100 cars in less than five minutes, but I am confident in my skills and take pride in doing my best for my employers.
Yes, that's true. But wouldn't you say that, right now, we're sub-contracted with ALASTAIR? Or however you'd want to describe freelance agents currently aligned with a larger organization.
So what you're saying is that you make me feel faint, because of your claimed genius intellect and incredible cuteness, but also that you revive me, because of the poignancy of your dramatics?
Is that where we're going with this joke? And why are we in one of Mista's movies all of a sudden? This is a text message.
EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T THINK WE ARE WE ARE obviously!!!!!!!!!
besides you can't kid me, i know you think i'm clever mista said you referred to me as a "secret gangster prince cleaning house in the underworld" you admire me, so there
What the fuck. I am unsurprised yet thoroughly disappointed by the way I've been sold out.
Anyway those weren't my words. I mean yes okay they came out of my mouth but I was just repeating what I heard. I worked at a bar, okay, I heard a lot of rumors.
Yes, hence my lack of surprise. Did you know he tells people that he's not actually your second? He's been telling people that Polnareff is. Because three is safer than two.
Who could forget a ridiculous rumor like that??? I'd be willing to bet you started that one yourself.
It's entirely foolish, anyone with eyes can see what he is to you.
Okay then you doubly can't use the secret prince thing against me. One: because it's a rumor. Two: because it's a rumor you started!! I'm basically just repeating something you said about yourself.
[This is ... the first time they've talked about Mista, isn't it, since January. And now it's just sort of ... happened. And he honestly doesn't know how to feel about it, other than it's making his heart twist a little with the fact Mista should be here. They aren't friends like they used to be, but he should still be here. It isn't right that they're all apart.]
That's just Mista logic for you, I guess. Working out how to be your second without being your second is small time, compared to the hoops he's jumped through for Catholicism.
[Which. Have to only be more intricate, given his current circumstances? Mista's magical thinking is baffling and inspirational at the same time.]
Ugh you're not wrong, but that has nothing to do with why I repeated it. It's completely unrelated. I started thinking that later, once everything was settled.
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Oh, so Stiles is better at lockpicking than you are too? Consider me impressed, I didn't think he was the type.
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don't pretend you don't
stiles is clever and lovely and has good attention to detail
in fact my team is FULL of clever people, it's a very good team
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you are not competitive when it comes to a lot of things it's true
but when it comes to crime
it's a very different matter
isn't it
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i want you to listen very closely to what i am about to say
are you listening
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But I am reading.
[fugo you are cruisn' for a pillow to the face]
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are you paying attention
this is important.
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FUCK alastair
[That appears to be it.]
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[This message is sent with a subtle touch of Fugo's humor. Wherever he is, he's smiling down at his magitek.]
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i win
you're stunned and amazed yet again at your boss's genius intellect and incredible cuteness
"gasp" you say, feeling faint
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I thought I wasn't allowed to faint anymore.
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i said you FEEL faint but i didn't say you DO faint
before you can i catch you, dramatically
it's a very poignant and beautiful scene
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Is that where we're going with this joke? And why are we in one of Mista's movies all of a sudden? This is a text message.
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EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T THINK WE ARE
WE ARE
obviously!!!!!!!!!
besides you can't kid me, i know you think i'm clever
mista said you referred to me as a "secret gangster prince cleaning house in the underworld"
you admire me, so there
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Anyway those weren't my words. I mean yes okay they came out of my mouth but I was just repeating what I heard. I worked at a bar, okay, I heard a lot of rumors.
this icon has never been more appropriate i feel
that's the rumor you remembered, though, and the one you repeated. it's significant.
it is the most ic thing in the world atm
Who could forget a ridiculous rumor like that??? I'd be willing to bet you started that one yourself.
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of course i did. do you think i'd let anyone else craft an urban legend about me? hell no
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Okay then you doubly can't use the secret prince thing against me. One: because it's a rumor. Two: because it's a rumor you started!! I'm basically just repeating something you said about yourself.
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he's just saying it to make himself feel better more than to fool anyone i think. he knows everyone knows i need him. [CONTINUED WISTFUL SIGHING]
you're repeating it despite the fact that you know i started the rumor because you think it's impressive, what i've done. i know you do.
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That's just Mista logic for you, I guess. Working out how to be your second without being your second is small time, compared to the hoops he's jumped through for Catholicism.
[Which. Have to only be more intricate, given his current circumstances? Mista's magical thinking is baffling and inspirational at the same time.]
Ugh you're not wrong, but that has nothing to do with why I repeated it. It's completely unrelated. I started thinking that later, once everything was settled.
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